Property of Paranoia Destroyah

  1. flexsays:

Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.

    flexsays:

    Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.

    (via fuck-heaven-raisesomehell)

  2. lessonsinorgasmicblowjobsessions:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
BE.

Photos like this remind me of

    lessonsinorgasmicblowjobsessions:

    coldswarkids:

    edwardspoonhands:

    thelegendofkungjew:

    doxian:

    d-dinosaur:

    rknjl:

    newvagabond:

    NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

    NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

    URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

    <SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

    NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

    EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

    PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

    SURVIVE

    NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

    REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

    PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

    EVOLVE

    NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

    FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

    PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

    STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

    NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

    THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

    TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

    BE.

    Photos like this remind me of

    (Source: agirlandhisplatypus, via tumblah)

  3. the-only-exceptixn:

    The “Suicide Sign”

    (via wretched---divine)

  4. premiumcountryside:

owldee:

watch-things-on-vcr:

harbek:

tiberius457:

I wasted a few minutes trying to remember what episode of Doctor Who this related to and then realized it was about Titanic…

I wasted a few minutes trying to figure out why Rose and Jack would be in the Titanic episode when that’s season 4.

I tried to click the reblog button in the picture.



Whovians are a mess.

    premiumcountryside:

    owldee:

    watch-things-on-vcr:

    harbek:

    tiberius457:

    I wasted a few minutes trying to remember what episode of Doctor Who this related to and then realized it was about Titanic…

    I wasted a few minutes trying to figure out why Rose and Jack would be in the Titanic episode when that’s season 4.

    I tried to click the reblog button in the picture.

    image

    Whovians are a mess.

    (via fuck-heaven-raisesomehell)

  5. (Source: fyspringfield.com, via fyspringfield)

  6. (Source: minhothleader, via frankierosghost)

  7. (Source: andybiersackforlife)

    • marilyn manson:not only are love and hate such closely related emotions, but it's a lot easier to hate someone you've cared about than someone you never have
    • marilyn manson:im a vaginatarian
    • marilyn manson:relationships never break cleanly. Like a valuable vase, they are smashed and then glued back together, smashed and glued, smashed and glued until the pieces just don't fit together anymore
    • marilyn manson:if girls had dicks these would be blow job lips
    • marilyn manson:when you're taught to love everyone, to love your enemies, then what value does that place on love
    • marilyn manson:drugs, they say, are made in twiggys ballsack
    • marilyn manson:that becomes the revolution, to be idealistic enough that you think you can change the world, and what you find is you can't change anything but yourself
    • marilyn manson:i say no to drugs but they won't listen
    • marilyn manson:I think art is the only thing that's spirtual in the world. And I refuse to be forced to believe in other people's interpretations of God. I don't think anybody should be. No one can own the copyright to what God means
    • marilyn manson:if every cigarette you smoke takes seven minutes off of your life, every game of Dungeons & Dragons you play delays the loss of your virginity by seven hours
  8. crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

    crusherccme:

    found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

    (via wrong-radio-noise)

  9. (Source: rocknroll-over, via wrong-radio-noise)

  10. reidasaurusrex:

mychemicaltoast:

gerardaye:

yeah-lets-not:

Music/Art/Forest Dweller

I give up

comic book nerd → emo band kid → hot emo band kid → dead emo band kid → sassy diva → comic book nerd → forest dweller

I wonder how LynZ feels raising two children

    reidasaurusrex:

    mychemicaltoast:

    gerardaye:

    yeah-lets-not:

    Music/Art/Forest Dweller

    I give up

    comic book nerd → emo band kid → hot emo band kid → dead emo band kid → sassy diva → comic book nerd → forest dweller

    I wonder how LynZ feels raising two children

    (via chemicalcoraline)

  11. (Source: mmansonforever2, via wrong-radio-noise)

  12. suicide-by-cyanide:

dracmakens:

this is so me when I’m putting my makeup on


I could literally watch this forever

    suicide-by-cyanide:

    dracmakens:

    this is so me when I’m putting my makeup on

    I could literally watch this forever

    (Source: mmansonforever2, via wrong-radio-noise)

  13. (Source: bvb-vibes)

  14. actiongerard:

    gUYS

    (via gerardwaysleftnipple)